The Amazing Travels

Holburn Naish Holiday Camp #33 Highcliffe, Hampshire

Space, ladies and gentlemen, the final frontier.

[Picture: This is my rendition of the floor plans for our holiday cabin. Our new one is almost twice the size.]

John Fowler Vs. Hoburne Naish.

John Fowler
Small bath tub
Shower hose which must be hired and doesn’t work properly.
Pull out sofa and two narrow twins
Teeny tiny cabin
TV remote that you have to hire.
No clocks at all
One mirror in loo
Miniature kitchen
No lounge
One pull out sofa
Fold away table
Big insects in the bath
Living in each other’s pockets.
Provides bed linen
No real shops, just tacky souvenir shops and ye olde worlde shoppes
Metal counter with grooves
Multiplying Vauxhalls

Hoburne Naish
No bath tub
Powerful shower
1 single, a double, a pull out sofa, and a set of bunk beds.
Good size flat
Video
Radio
Microwave
Toaster
Alarm clock and wall clock
Mirrors in each bedroom and loo
Proper size kitchen
A lounge
Enough seats for everyone
1 sofa and pullout sofa
No bugs spotted so far
SPACE!!
Provides duvet and pillow but no actual linen
Access to real shops
Actual drainer for dishes
Plenty of parking
Bunny rabbits!
Mysteriously Creepy Fog.
The worst Elvis impersonator ever.

posted by omouse @ 8:34 PM